TRAVISH: what is finishing school
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CRL: According to Merriam-Webster, “a private school for girls that emphasizes cultural studies and prepares students especially for social activities”
TRAVISH: oh man.
TRAVISH: my girlfriend’s dad said last night that i need to go to finishing school.
CRL: Does that answer your question?
TRAVISH: i’d like to correct him that its for girls, but thats even MORE embarassing
CRL: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
TRAVISH: yes, i better to do weightlifting now. i feel AWFUL. bye
CRL: Thanks for using Ask a Librarian.
This PROVES that my girlfriend’s dad is a dumb jerk too. He doesn’t even know that finishing school is for girls! I still feel bad though.