This is my personal reflection paper for Mr. Matthews’ class. Did I go to his class today? NUH UH! I went to get a free doughnut. And to the game room. But I did this paper so Mr. Matthews can grade it and not give me a F in his class.
Today is a historic day. What is today? Today is a day that will live in infamy. Today is National Doughnut Day.
What is National Doughnut Day? It’s the one day of the year when you can get a free doughnut! Not just any old doughnut, but one from KRISPY KREME. You could probably get a free one from Dunking Donuts or Sheetz or somewhere else, but I wouldn’t do that. Would you do that? I wouldn’t do that unless there isn’t a Krispy Kreme within a 100 miles. Then you could do that.
One time a libarian got mad at me because I asked which came first, National Doughnut Day or National D-Day. Well I thought he got mad but then I looked it up and he didn’t seem mad like I remembered. He did think I should think about National D-Day more and National Doughnut Day less. Idiot.
Also he said National Doughnut Day came before National D-Day. I learned that today but I forgot I already knew it. If you learn something and then realize that you already knew it but you had forgotten it does that mean that you have learned something new? In this situation I learned something, and I learned that I had already learned it, so I learned two things. That should be extra credit, Matthews.
In conclusion, second of all it is National Doughnut Day and I’m wasting my time writing this when I should be getting free doughnuts. That’s right, doughnuts, not just one doughnut. I am going to go back in a disguise. I have a Batman mask and those Krispy Kreme people will probably think Adam West is there BUT NO! It will be Travish.