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The Autobiography of Travish

This is my autobiography assignment for Mr. Matthews’ class.  If you have any questions about me after you read this, then READ IT AGAIN YOU IDIOT.

Listen hear you idiots, my name is Travish and I am going to tell you something you did not know.  How did I know you did not know it? Probably because you are just dumb.  Dumb like a jerk.

This story is my autobiography and it is for an assignment.  Mr. Matthews said he is grading it for effort, not for content.  Mr. Matthews, that’s so stupid I don’t know where to begin.  I guess I’l just go from the beginning to point number two (2).  Second of all why would you not grade the content?  The best part about this is if you don’t grade for content then you can’t deduct points for all the times I will call you a numpty.  Where did I learn the word numpty?  I will tell you in this autobiography.  This paper will be full of stuff you don’t know.  You don’t know anything so maybe you shouldn’t even be a teacher?  Maybe you shouldn’t even be a teacher’s assistant?  Maybe you shouldn’t even be an assistant coach for the basketball team?  Maybe you should just stop what your doing because i’m about to ruin.

Thank about that. Continue reading The Autobiography of Travish


Best Tag Team

Undoubtedly the all time greatest

00:42 Travish Strictly objectively, were the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express the greatest tag team ever?

00:42 Liberrian Express Absolutely 🙂

00:42 Travish FINALLY, someone who knows the FACTS

00:43 LE http://www.retroist.com/2013/05/29/the-rock-n-roll-express-a-tale-of-bandannas-bad-hair-and-babes/

00:44 LE 😎

00:45 Travish Nice. Did Sweet Stan Lane really have a black belt in karate?

00:46 LE That- I am not sure of

00:46 Travish I say yes, but Mr. Matthews said Jim Ross just made stuff up

00:48 LE LOL- that is probably true

00:48 Travish I think MR. MATTHEWS makes stuff up. He said that one time he beat Jim Cornette in tennis, but I KNOW that’s not true (Mr. Matthews is terrible at tennis)

00:48 LE 🙂

00:50 Travish Is there anywhere I could look up Sweet Stan Lane’s credentials?

00:50 Travish My dojo keeps a list of all former and current black belts

00:52 LE I only see a wrestling fan page

00:52 LE http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/s/stan-lane.php

01:01 Travish Wow, he was trained by Ric Flair!! No wonder he was so good.

01:02 LE Yep

01:02 Travish THANK you for your help. I have to go RIGHT NOW!!


01:02 LE You’re quite welcome. 🙂

Travish’s Commentary

I asked Tony Schiavone and he said the Andersons were the best, but I think this liberrian knows better.  (I don’t really belong to a dojo)